Thursday, April 2

Thanks to Mindy, I Have to Post This

So, sadly, thanks to Mindy leaking information on facebook. I guess I have to post this.

As it turns out, I too had an e-mail read of the FreeBeer and HotWings morning show (the best show on the planet). Unfortunately for me, it went over a little less well for me than it did for Mindy. Much to her amusement.

FreeBeer is having some issues surrounding whether or not he wants kids. His wife told him as she walked out the door that she wanted to adopt this year, which kind of threw him into a bit of a spin, as it would many men. All in all he's not sure what he wants to do, and he talked about it on the radio.

I know for a fact that he thinks very highly of his father, in my opinion, exceptionally highly, and I thought that while it's easy to see how much you will miss playing video games all day long and driving awesome cars, it's harder to see the benefits to having children. So, I thought that if I asked him to think of how much his father means to him and then think about how special that would be to have a son or daughter who thinks that of him. I know that that is part of the reason why I look forward to having children of my own.

Unfortunately, I clogged that up with a bunch of other stuff in the e-mail which I think distracted him from that message. Which, as it turns out, lead them to flame me pretty well.

Of course, they seem to have been able to extract some amazing insight into what an asshole I am from a very short e-mail.


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Mindy wanted to share that her favorite part is when HotWings does his impression of me, and I simply wonder how he knew I have such a gay voice and am a gigantic dork… we will never know.

I wanted to share that everytime I listen to this it's like getting punched in the throat while standing in front of my high school class naked.



  1. You're very ballsy. I do love Hotwings' impression of you. Spot on, spot on. Though I do think you have a very good point as I expressed earlier. Unfortunately they skipped over the important part.

  2. Alright. Spot on, spot on. Killed me. If anyone knows where that's from, I'd like to make it a standing challenge on this blog to make another famous quote from the same source to prove your knowledge, and so others can still play.

    As a PS Ben was the only one to play this last time, and I thank him for that, however I'm very disappointed in the rest of you. Very poor effort.

  3. That was . . . kinda mean of them. o.O Your "punched in the throat" analogy was pretty apt.

  4. I wouldn't say mean... but it does make me squirm to hear it.

  5. I think they missed the point and you should really send them another email to clarify the point that you were trying to make. As it could really change his life.

    Not to mention the enhancement in each of ours lives as they rip you apart again!!! Next time they would probably punch you in the nads while your were naked in front of the class...

  6. hahahahaha oh man this just keeps getting more funny every time i listen to it