It's about 10:30 the morning of the twenty-sixth of June in the year of our Lord two thousand ten. I am losing my marbles. I am so excited I feel on the edge of puking. I'm on the computer to change our plans with the chair people, but really just to distract me from myself.
I am about to marry the most wonderful, beautiful, exciting, kind person I've ever met, and if she'll still have me I will be so happy to have her as my wife. (And lucky... big money no whammies)
Our epic fast food saga continues here at bennthewolfe.blogspot.com…
I just wanted to report on a new development in the competition for my singles. Taco Bell has just introduced an all new $2 Meal Deals Menu - featuring a burrito, a bag of Doritos, and a 20oz drink.
In my opinion you just can't beat that, although Wendy's, McDonald's, and Burger King have all brought it strong to the more food for less party.
| Chain | Price | Offering | Perk |
|---|---|---|---|
| Taco Bell | $2 | Gordita Supreme, 20oz Drink, Doritos | Baja Blast?! |
| Wendy's | $2.99 | Small Chicken Sandwich, 16oz Drink, Small Fries | Bacon… Frosty… |
| McDonald's | $2.97 | McChicken, Small Fries, Any Size Drink | Sweet Tea!!!! |
| Burger King | $2.97 | Buck Double, Small Fries, 16oz Drink | 100% better than McDouble |
| Long John Silver's | $1.98 | Baja Fish Taco, 6 Hush Puppies | Fish Tacos are really tasty |
As you can see, that is some serious competition which is good for us all. In my opinion, Taco Bell comes out clearly on top. With their Baja Blast (which I still don't think they Market very well) and their choices of a chicken burrito with green sauce, beef gordita supreme, cheesy beefy five layer burrito, and double decker taco you just can't lose. But if you do need a day north of the border, make sure to venture out to burger king to try their new buck double or junior whopper and to LJS to try the baja fish taco before they're gone.
- Signed an incredibly geeky (and cheap) food lover
This will be a quickish blog post today.
I just wanted to say that I had to change my first tire today. That wasn't a ton of fun. Thankfully, it was a beautiful day and the sun was shining which did make it suck less that Mindy's tire was perfectly flat laying limply on the pavement.
Fortunately, I thought, my family has this affection for these little multi-function car emergency units, so I have one in my trunk always. Sadly, I think that mine stopped holding a charge a long time ago so it's value as an area light, jump starter, and in this case, air compressor plummeted to just close enough to zero to really piss me off. The plan was to just pump the tire up enough to get it the half mile of 35 mph back road from our apartment to Belle Tire where they would no doubt fix it quickly and cheaply and we would be on our way.
The emergency kit not holding a charge really threw a wrench in that plan however, which cause me to default back to my final option. It seemed that I would actually have to break out the comically undersized spare tire from the trunk and get it on the vehicle. Ugh.
Thankfully, the instructions are were pretty good in the owner's manual for the car, and the process itself is pretty straight forward so it wasn't terribly difficult, but I did learn a few things. First, cars are very dirty. I didn't more than touch the valve stem before my hand was filthy with brake dust and general street grime. Secondly, I learned that I should clean my car more (see first lesson). And finally that loosening lugnuts is a tough living.
So after maybe half an hour of toiling in the Springtime sun, I got the doughnut on and Mindy was able to drive it up the road to Belle Tire. Once there, in about forty-five minutes they had me in and out with the old tire repaired and the spare replaced in my trunk. Best of all they did it for absolutely no charge. He said that the entire valve stem was ripped out and that they had replaced it and we were good to go. I asked him what I owed and he just said that I should buy my next set of tires there. And you better believe I will be, and you should too.
There's a lot more to the post I just posted, but here's the weirdest thing I've found wtf is a wonderwheel?
It looks kind of like this service I just joined nebul.us. Feel free to hit me up if you'd like an invite. Weird.
If some of you missed it, Google's April fools joke this year was to rename their search engine Topeka which is a nod to the fact that Topeka renamed itself Google as part of their creative bid for Google fiber. I say that will be quite a consolation prize for Topeka when they lose the bid to Grand Rapids which is unarguably a cooler place.
So on the heels of that headline Google also just changed their SERP (search engine results page). I have kind of been out of it for the last couple of days, but I think it might have just been introduced. Anyways, whenever it came out, I really like the redesign. Let me show you a screeny if you are too lazy to actually perform a search yourself.
So there's your basic SERP that you will see most of the time. It's strikingly simple and elegant. My first thought, literally when I first saw it today was, “Whoa, where am I? What is this.” which is a pretty strong response versus the normal complete ambivalence towards everything except the top two organic results.
(Oh ha, I just noticed that I didn't turn my plugins off, so those stars and green check marks are not part of the redesign, and you won't see those on your screen.)
In general, this page just looks so much more attractive than it ever has before. I can't really put my finger on it but everything is just more appealing. From the glitzy, well-proportioned, brightly colored icons on the left to the dazzlingly crisp and legible query bar everything is just pumped up. I really like it.
Looking around though, I found that they have actually added some interesting usability features that I'm really excited about. Their great use of fly-open menus which allow you to easily refine your results. Some might think, well, we could do that at the top by clicking images. Yes, but now not only can you refine by media type, you can actually refine by publication method in addition. This is in my opinion an enormous leap forward and a great and timely innovation in this day of rampant microblogging. So now we can search and find things like you would find on twitter, or change to blogs, and find things like you'd find on Digg, or change to images, and find things like you'd find on flickr. That makes Google one stop shopping like it's never been.
I also wanted to see if it would still look as pretty for a search with sponsored links.
Although the sponsored links are a little annoying, I think they are much less so than they were. In doing this search and a few others, I found some things that I didn't expect. First, the default refining choices seem to be intelligently selected based on your search query. For example, in my search for temporary airbrush tattoos you see that shopping was at the top of the list just below "everything", and actually shown by default, while in my search for "Topeka" News and Maps were at the top of the list and shown by default while shopping was hidden inside the toggle-down menu.
I found a similar behavior for the filter by time criteria which seemed to be equally intelligent and just as an exciting refinement. Say for example, that I were to search for "what the maximum level for properties is in mafia wars" which I did earlier tonight, and I know that they just changed their system today, so the only relevant hits will have been published in the last 24 hours, I can skip all of the crap (which will be ranked higher for that search query) and get down to the new, hot, current stuff.
I'd love to hear what you guys think of the redesign, as all in all, I really like it. Not as much as I like Mindy and my wedding blog redesign but hey, only one person can be that awesome *wink.
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